Behold....there she comes...she is UBSB or the Universal Byte Supplying Bitch....
for a lay man that simply means that SHE likes to help any one from the MALE SPECIES...minus a genuine cause or request....and offers to accumulate bytes from all and sundry so that in future if he is in need of them, he will not have to roam about in the sun....
an absolutely pontific thing to do....
and the repayment mode smacks of sheer lust....
ah the travails of someone who is trying desperately to ensure that there is something hard between their legs and it stays there week long too.....
tch tch.....
but surprise surprise....she is not just about bytes....
she exhibits traits that need to be chronicled for future reference by behaviour analysts and their kinds....
her very curious aberrations manifest themselves only when the opposite sex steers anywhere close to her...or is ready to catch on to her perky comments or her hormone induced stench/mating scent....
curiosity killed the crow...
but here I am wondering what it is that goes on in that brain...a vacuum filled zone....
and those scary wrinkles and silly grin and badly wicked hair and horrendous dress sense...God save those mortals who cross her path and look even remotely helpless...
hmmm do you need a byte my man????
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